Anonymous asked: My girlfriends tits are ugly from weightloss what exercises can she do?

I said:

fuckyeahsexeducation:

blondesquats:

What the fuck do you think is gunna happen when you lose weight from your chest.. they’re going to magically turn into perky rainbow titties?? Instead of coming to me for exercises you should exit her life she don’t need no man calling her tits ugly. You should be asking me how to fix that stank personality.

This is basically my response to anyone wanting to change their partner’s body.

-Six

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thedorkiestviking:

papadaftpunk:

american sex education be like

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UI JUST SPIT OUT MY JUICE

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wo-nderland:

JAMES FRANCO POSTED THIS AND I CANT STOP LAUGHING OH MY GOD
  • Me: *sees skeleton decorations in store*
  • Me: *breathes*
  • Mom: no
Reblog, go on your blog, and click the triangle.

clappsu:

girl-a:


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I JUST SPENT LIKE AN 1 HOUR OF MY LIFE ON THIS, GENIUS


this is legit so sick. 

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GUYS, JUST DO IT.

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robotoco:

I drew this on the sketchbook with a pen, but failed.